Operational Procedures 2024 - Section 2: Password Reset Procedures

Subsection 2.1: Emergency Password Reset Procedures

When the system is on fire, you know what to do.

• Call the IT department. They'll be the ones frantically pressing the "Reset All" button.
• Provide your username and a brief explanation of your existential crisis.
• Wait 3-5 business days for resolution. Or just press the "Reset All" button yourself, we won't judge.

reset_password = True

Subsection 2.2: Non-Emergency Password Reset Procedures

When the system is not on fire.

• Go to the password reset page.
• Enter your username, email, or the exact words "I have no idea what I'm doing."
• Click the "Reset" button and pray to the password gods.