Operational Procedures 2024 - Section 2: Password Reset Procedures
Subsection 2.1: Emergency Password Reset Procedures
When the system is on fire, you know what to do.
- Call the IT department. They'll be the ones frantically pressing the "Reset All" button.
- Provide your username and a brief explanation of your existential crisis.
- Wait 3-5 business days for resolution. Or just press the "Reset All" button yourself, we won't judge.
Step 1: Call the IT Department
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Subsection 2.2: Non-Emergency Password Reset Procedures
When the system is not on fire.
- Go to the password reset page.
- Enter your username, email, or the exact words "I have no idea what I'm doing."
- Click the "Reset" button and pray to the password gods.
Step 1: Go to the Password Reset Page
Step 2: Enter Your Credentials
Step 3: Click the Reset Button